ohioisloko:

i just love this so much ok

anomalousdata:

oreosforbreakfast:

ohaielly:

someone didn’t think this through.

Laughed for like 3 days.

You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.

(Source: catleecious, via spikeheads)

spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

Nailed it.

(Source: to-be-myself, via spikeheads)

(Source: bitches-be-pouting, via secrets-kill-dreams)

smokeporch:

Drama-Free

(via spikeheads)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren, via weeping-angel-from-my-nightmare)

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

(Source: your-daily-dose, via of-mice-and-winchester)

a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

osamah:

PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R

(via justlikeleaves-changecolor)

the-high-end-of-low:

Transparent Manson for  great-big-white-world

(via amoth-into-abutterfly)

dancingacrossthekeys:

ju-like-this:

f-oxey:

wikatiepedia:

eveskk:

soulfreeisthewaytobe:

how cool is this.

Can we talk about how they drugged spiders

Maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee and do LSD isntead

How is the LSD web the only one that isn’t fucked up

LSD: i must dive into the center, into the center the abyss to paradise each thread is another me in another universe and we all go to a central goal into the darkness thats a rainbow the threads speak to me we all go toward the center if i go sideways i will DIE. can’t go sideways. musn’t go sideways i will only go through the center. ok… good… through the center and all is well… ::inhales::… ::exhales::

(3 hours later in the center of spiderweb) ::stares blankly into the void:: 

MESCALINE: dude idk. i mean life is just so beautiful you know .. nature is as precise as this web i’m making and i am but one strand.. … oh my god.. OH MY GOD.. ::forgets about building web and cries after witnessing a double rainbow:: 

HASH: dude… i am so focused right now. don’t bother me dawg i’m buildin this web it’s gotta be perfect. fuck. im hungry. hey yo is that a fly?

CAFFEINE: WEB! web! WEB! web! WEB! WEB! webweb! WEB! WEB! WEBB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB WEB WEB! WEB! WEB WEB! WEB! WEB!

This just got better.

(Source: -onyourknees, via weeping-angel-from-my-nightmare)

(Source: alina-asylum)

xamsimi:

To this:

I mean it’s like a minute ago he was like moon moon or squidgy or some cute shit and then he suddenly evolved into this beast that kills it every time or something. I. Can’t. Uhg. Austan. Stahp.

(via xamsimi-deactivated20130607)

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

(Source: sinyasiki, via dillburr)

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via dillburr)

hitthegroundbutstillfalling:

smilingoutsidedyiinginside:

lonely-unicorn:

This was the last thing Olivia said before killing herself. She had most kindest heart ever. Her smile was beautiful. I don’t know how heartless people are! She was literally bullied her to death. Olivia, we will always love you. RIP Beautiful. 

☽

Rest in Paradise Olivia♥

(Source: milkyytea)